Once, far back in the Age of Darkness, there were no snacks.  Then, forms began to emerge from the Darkness, crawling out of the mire to delight the tastebuds of all.  For many years, devout followers heard of the coming of the Promised One.  The Eternal Snack.  The Chocolate and Vanilla.  The Beginning and the End.
    As the Time of the One True Snack neared, many false prophets arose.  Cadbury Eggs, Twinkies, and Halloween Oreos.  However, devout believers had read the Sacred Texts.  They knew that the Ancient One...the One called Moon Pie would send forth the Blessed Snack.
    Finally, on September 30, 1997, a case of the One True Snack was found!  The Big Lots in Greenville, SC has since become hallowed ground.  Three people were present at the Purchasing of the Case...Chris Lassiter, Donnie Antonini, and Jack Montgomery.  The Three relished the Power of the Middles and ate all but the One.

The Club would soon be formed.  In preparation for Its travels, the One was placed in the protection of a Guardian Beaver, located on the top of Jack's computer monitor.  From here, the story gets much more interesting...